Sunday, March 17, 2013

And So It Was

My beautiful other half,
You don't know the amount that you mean to me. It is an overwhelming feeling, every time I even see you. You make me the happiest girl in the world. You turn my insecurities into things to be confident about, and you never fail to bring a smile to my face. I'm unsure how such an amazing creature exists these days. But I'm glad you do. And I'm even more glad that I've been able to find you. It's bizarre to me that you've existed like this for 18 years, and I'm the girl that's gotten you. You're a real catch, honey.
Not only are you the sweetest boy I've ever even heard about, but the way you foster our relationship is unreal. Your willingness to work through things has been so inspirational to see, and so motivating. I think sometimes it's so easy for people in relationships to just give up, but you've never even come close to giving up on us. You juts keep fighting, and keep pulling me in, even though I'm the biggest pain in your ass. That's really admirable.
Honestly, I can't wait to grow up with you. To be married, have some Oscar's, raise all 3 1/2 babies with you, and eventually hold your old wrinkled hand. I can't think of anything better then to be next to your side for the rest of my life. To wake up every morning to your hopeful smile. I can't wait to work through our arguments together, to fight like hell, and make up afterwords. I can't wait for the hundreds of more times you just pull me close when I'm being dumb. I can't wait for the rest of forever with you, baby.
I love you so much. Never forget that. You're what keeps me going everyday, you're what gives me hope in humanity. You're my everything, fart face. And I really love all of you.

Love always,
The Pain In Your Ass/ Your Walrus.
PS. This one is so much cuter. It is you. Because it has a really nice mustache. And you have a really nice mustache. And I like that about you, babe. 

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